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Season 8

Season 7

701 - Love Blacktually	705 - The Man with Two Brians	709 - The Juice Is Loose	713 - Stew-Roids
702 - I Dream of Jesus	706 - Tales of a Third Grade Nothing	710 - FOX-y Lady	714 - We Love You Conrad
703 - Road to Germany	707 - Ocean's Three and a Half	711 - Not All Dogs Go to Heaven	715 - Peter's Progress
704 - Baby Not On Board	708 - Family Gay	712 - 420	716 - Three Kings

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

201	Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater	9/23/99
202	Holy Crap	9/30/99
203	Da Boom	12/26/99
204	Brian in Love	3/7/00
205	Love Thy Trophy	3/14/00
206	Death Is a Bitch	3/21/00
207	The King Is Dead	3/28/00
208	I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar	3/28/00
209	If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'	4/4/00
210	Running Mates	4/11/00
211	A Picture Is Worth a 1,000 Bucks	4/18/00
212	Fifteen Minutes of Shame	4/25/00
213	Road to Rhode Island	5/30/00
214	Let's Go to the Hop	6/6/00
215	Dammit Janet!	6/13/00
216	There's Something About Paulie	6/27/00
217	He's Too Sexy for His Fat	6/27/00
218	E. Peterbus Unum	7/12/00
219	The Story on Page One	7/18/00
220	Wasted Talent	7/25/00
221	Fore Father	8/1/00

301	The Thin White Line	7/11/01
302	Brian Does Hollywood	7/18/01
303	Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington	7/25/01
304	One If by Clam, Two If by Sea	8/1/01
305	And the Wiener Is...	8/8/01
306	Death Lives	8/15/01
307	Lethal Weapons	8/22/01
308	The Kiss Seen Around the World	8/29/01
309	Mr. Saturday Knight	9/5/01
310	A Fish Out of Water	9/19/01
311	Emission Impossible	11/8/01
312	To Love and Die in Dixie	11/15/01
313	Screwed the Pooch	11/29/01
314	Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?	12/6/01
315	Ready, Willing, and Disabled	12/20/01
316	A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas	12/21/01
317	Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows	1/17/02
318	From Method to Madness	1/24/02
319	Stuck Together, Torn Apart	1/31/02
320	Road to Europe	2/7/02
321	Family Guy Viewer Mail #1	2/14/02
322	When You Wish Upon a Weinstein	11/9/03

Season 4

Season 5

Season 6

401	North by North Quahog	5/1/05
402	Fast Times at Buddy Cianci, Jr. High	5/8/05
403	Blind Ambition	5/15/05
404	Don't Make Me Over	6/5/05
405	The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire	6/12/05
406	Petarded	6/19/05
407	Brian the Bachelor	6/26/05
408	8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter	7/10/05
409	Breaking Out Is Hard to Do	7/17/05
410	Model Misbehavior	7/24/05
411	Peter's Got Woods	9/11/05
412	Perfect Castaway	9/18/05
413	Jungle Love	9/25/05
414	PTV	11/6/05
415	Brian Goes Back to College	11/13/05
416	The Courtship of Stewie's Father	11/20/05
417	The Fat Guy Strangler	11/27/05
418	The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz	12/18/05
419	Brian Sings and Swings	1/8/06
420	Patriot Games	1/29/06
421	I Take Thee Quagmire	3/12/06
422	Sibling Rivalry	3/26/06
423	Deep Throats	4/9/06
424	Peterotica	4/23/06
425	You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Receives	4/30/06
426	Petergeist	5/7/06
427	Untitled Griffin Family History	5/14/06
428	Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story

501	Stewie Loves Lois	9/10/06
502	Mother Tucker	9/17/06
503	Hell Comes to Quahog	9/24/06
504	Saving Private Brian	11/5/06
505	Whistle While Your Wife Works	11/12/06
506	Prick Up Your Ears	11/19/06
507	Chick Cancer	11/26/06
508	Barely Legal	12/17/06
509	Road to Rupert	1/28/07
510	Peter's Two Dads	2/11/07
511	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	2/18/07
512	Airport '07	3/4/07
513	Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey	3/11/07
514	No Meals on Wheels	3/25/07
515	Boys Do Cry	4/29/07
516	No Chris Left Behind	5/6/07
517	It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One	5/13/07
518	Meet the Quagmires	5/20/07

601	Blue Harvest	9/23/07
602	Movin' Out (Brian's Song)	9/30/07
603	Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air	10/ 7/07
604	Stewie Kills Lois	11/4/07
605	Lois Kills Stewie	11/11/07
606	Padre de Familia	11/18/07
607	Peter's Daughter	11/25/07
608	McStroke	1/13/08
609	Back to the Woods	2/17/08
610	Play it Again, Brian	3/2/08
611	The Former Life of Brian	4/27/08
612	Long John Peter	5/4/08